The Ugliest of the Worst Tattoos

We regret to inform you that your tattoo regrets won’t wash off. Sorry.

Poor child. He was born without pupils.

Priceless!

I’d say he likes his pickles.

City Boy or Shitty Boy?

Must be the D.D.T.

That’s one scary bee’atch!

So you have a girlfriend? I didn’t think so.

Bet she got walloped in the head with those brass knuckles before she came up with that.

Looks like you’ve had three too many.

Good boy. One last rat in the house trailer.

ReAvatarded.

No wonder she’s so ugly. All her bones are deformed on the ends!

Yep. Life’s too short. So is one of your words.