Ripped straight from local newspaper headlines and security cams, this is real life, people!
If Only Idiocracy Was a Crime
She must of had a ton of rollover minutes
I guess that’s also like catching the clap from a toilet seat
“Whatever…”
He should have made a run for the border
Hey, a deal is a deal, and they pinky swore
Meet a Real Life Pawn Star
URSOSTPD
How many Likes did he get?
That kid is such a dildo
“Here. I brought this is for you”
Oopsy.
He’s a keeper
Cops would have caught her sooner but they had to sit through an advertisement then wait for the video to buffer
Oh, the revolving door of the court system…
Talk about you short-term memory loss.
Not the Sharpie-est tools in the box
I hate it when that happens.
I bet the cop peeked
If ever there was a reason for court-ordered sterilization….
He also thinks a straight beats a full house
He passed out before he could take advantage of himself
Man, that stinks.
Someone should have paid a wee bit more attention in driver’s training
Bogarts.
At least he made it on time
Just one more stupid criminal clogging up our judicial system
Subway Employees: The Brightest of the Bright
And now, the newest inductee into the Dumbest Criminals Hall of Fame…
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