The Stupid Stupid of the World’s 29 Dumbest Criminals

Ripped straight from local newspaper headlines and security cams, this is real life, people!

If Only Idiocracy Was a Crime
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ Thief Laughs at Joke ~

 

She must of had a ton of rollover minutes
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~Woman arrested for calling ex-boyfriend 77,000 times in one week

 

I guess that’s also like catching the clap from a toilet seat
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ Man says he failed sobriety test because he was kissing dunk chick

 

“Whatever…”29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals

 

He should have made a run for the border
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ Shoot-out after Taco Bell customer objects to burrito 50 cent price increase

 

Hey, a deal is a deal, and they pinky swore
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Jesse Dimmick, Kansas, sues couple he took hostage

 

Meet a Real Life Pawn Star
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Nathaniel Coleman, Florida, tries to pawn jewelry at store managed by woman he just robbed

 

URSOSTPD
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~~ "SMUGLER" license plate lead cops to cocaine smuggler

 

How many Likes did he get?
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Man shares post on Facebook seeking his arrest, is arrested within the hour

 

That kid is such a dildo
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~Teen talked out of robbing sex shop after being offered a job then arrested after putting his REAL name on the application

 

“Here. I brought this is for you”
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Man hands gun to cashier by mistake during robbery

 

Oopsy.29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Man hands gun to cashier by mistake during robbery security cam gif

 

He’s a keeper
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Big mouth Billy Bass scares off would-be burglar

 

Cops would have caught her sooner but they had to sit through an advertisement then wait for the video to buffer
29 of the Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals ~ Woman boasts of stealing car, robbing bank in Youtube video

 

Oh, the revolving door of the court system…
29 of the World's Dumbest Criminals ~

 

Talk about you short-term memory loss.
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Police, help find my pot!

 

Not the Sharpie-est tools in the box
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Robbers with permanent marker pen disquises

 

I hate it when that happens.
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Thief butt dialed 911

 

I bet the cop peeked
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~

 

If ever there was a reason for court-ordered sterilization….
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Oklahoma mom tries to sell kids on Facebook so she could pay boyfirend's bail

 

He also thinks a straight beats a full house
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Man tries armed robbery with knife in gun store

 

He passed out before he could take advantage of himself
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~~ Keen masturbator spikes his own drink with rohypnol ruffie

 

Man, that stinks.
29 of the Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals ~ Queenstown man arrested after fight with wife after he farted in bed and she sprayed him with air freshener

 

Someone should have paid a wee bit more attention in driver’s training
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Man fails to steal cop car despite being in the front seat with the keys

 

Bogarts.29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ 911 caller tired of house smelling like weed when he didn't even get to smoke any

 

At least he made it on time
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Car thief steals another vehicle to make court date

 

Just one more stupid criminal clogging up our judicial system
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ Man attempted to rob Utica bank with toilet plunger

 

Subway Employees: The Brightest of the Bright 
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Customer arrested at Subway for trying to pass a counterfeit $40 bill

 

And now, the newest inductee into the Dumbest Criminals Hall of Fame…
29 of the World's Stupidest Criminals ~ ~ Hilarious drunk in pajama pants tries to throw rock through glass door of store, he runs away and falls flat on his face
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