November 9, 2015

23 Places You’d Never Expect to Find a Penis

Proof You Have a Dirty Mind

because seriously, those really aren’t penises

1. Nope, that’s not one erected on that building
 Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ building
Accidental Penis

 

2. Or that on the reincarnation of Johnny The Wad Holmes
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ squirrel
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3. Nor on your cat’s face
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ cat's face
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4. Or on your peter peppers
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ hot peppers
Accidental Penis

 

5. Not your kid’s Lego collection either
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ patrick spongebob lego
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6. Or floating in your public pool
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ man's head in pool
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7. Or that cob on your corn you just shucked
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ corn on the cob
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8. Or that explosive accident
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ vintage science lab illustration
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9. And really, that’s just a gummy worm
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ hairdo gummy
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10. And that’s not one photobombing Tyler Hoechlin
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ tyler hoechlin photobomb
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11. And that’s just a chandelier you don’t want to stand under
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ chandelier light
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12. And that’s just an exciting cartoon on Nick Jr
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ nickelodion cartoon
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13.  Nope, that’sTahquitz High School , Hemet CA
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ google earth
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14. Ding Dong Avon calling, but no, not penises
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ avon magazine ad
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15. And that’s just a Flaming Hot Cheeto
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ cheat
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16. And hopefully that’s not one in your girlfriend’s hand
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ girlfriend's hand
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17. Or that when you’re pulling money out of the ATM
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ atm
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18.  Or that blob you’re about to plop in your mouth (don’t forget to spit)
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ toothpaste
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19. And that’s not one your sister slipped into
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ blanket around your girlfriend
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20. And that’s not one hanging from the boy on the pizza box
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ pizza box
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21. And that’s not a penis, just a rocket mission
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ apollo mission illustration
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22. No, you dope, that’s not a dick, just a bud
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ pot bud
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23.  And that’s not… No wait! That is one and right where you would expect to find one!
Funny, you wouldn't expect to find a penis there ~ Urinal
Accidental Penis
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