Ho, ho, ho! Hee, hee, hee! Demented, twisted, and downright horrifyingly funny Kringles! Such an odd tradition, ain’t it?– plopping our beloved kids and babies down on a stranger man’s lap at our neighborhood mall. Well, these classic Christmas photos of awkwardly creepy Santas just might make you think twice. Enjoy and recall your own terrifying memories!
Merry Christmas From All Scary Santas
“I will get you for this, Mother! You shall pay and pay dearly you will!”
Santa… the precise moment the acid kicked in.
Sanford & Son Santa.
Huh, Santa kinda looks like a bald Jeb Bush.
The last known picture of Mother, George and Willis.
Something tells me little Nancy didn’t ask Santa for a right hook to the head.
Plastic Surgery Santa.
Santa, thinking about that bottle of Wild Turkey waiting on his night stand.
Santa flashing indescriminately flashing gang signs.
Wittness Protection Plan Santa.
Santa, when he just can’t even.
Get the Hell Outta Here, Kid Clause.