Donald Trump Tattoos – His Presidency in Ink

In today’s volatile political climate, many people choose to keep their views to themselves. Others, however, have no problem wearing theirs on their sleeve, calf, ankle, butt, or forehead!

Case in point, this collection of Donald Trump Tattoos. Some are pretty darn good. Others? Well, not so much. All in all, don’t these people realize that the presidency lasts a mere four years while tattoos last a lifetime? Let’s just hope that DJT’s proposed Trump Care bill covers tattoo removal!

Night of the Living Zombie Trump.

This one’s a little hard to swallow.

Craig Bartlett, a fine tattooist at Just Add Ink studio in Poole, Dorset, United Kingdom offered up his great Trump design for FREE! 38-year-old roofer Dave Singleton took him up on his offer and now adorns this piece of art on his calf.

On the flip-side, artist Bob Holmes of Clay Dragon Tattoo in Seabrook, New Hampshire offered up his FREE Donald Trump Tattoo and booked well over 30 appointments. However, it is rumored that Holmes offered up the exact same design as a free Charlie Sheen tattoo.

Why? It doesn’t even look like Trump… More like a fat Owen Wilson.

Can you imagine looking at this funny-faced Trump pic  and thinking, “Hey, that’d make a great tattoo!”

Well, it happened…

…Not once, but twice.

Oh my, he looks like a crazy zoo monkey.

At long last, I finally get what Melania sees in him.

Of course this post wouldn’t be complete without a series of Trump Stamps…

Wow. I would NOT want that creepy creeper creeping outta the back of my panties.

I love this take on the classic Alfred Hitchcock silhouette.

He looks sleepy.

I woulda shrunk that head.

The hair. The Tie. The poop head.

Simple, but effective. I like it.

I’d have but two words for this tattoo artist… “You’re fired!”

Special needs Trump?

Oh, c’mon! That not only DOESN’t look like Trump, the hair is parted on the wrong side!

It’s safe to say that he’s not a supporter.

And niether is he.

Don’t worry. He has four years to grow into the presidency.

And finally, a drunk Hillary having the last laugh.