Got a goofy brother? A Secret Santa Gift Exchange coming up? A beloved Grandpa? Want to say “I love you” to your mom?” Someone you just want to annoy the crap out of? Well, you’re in luck! Here are 20 of the best funny Christmas gifts, and best of all, they’re all under 20 bucks! Okay, some of these hilarious Christmas gift ideas involve bathroom humor, alcohol or the easy-to-go-to coffee mug. But hey, did we mention they’re all under 20 BUCKS?!?
Get your holiday shopping done by ordering now and cross that special someone off your list!
1. Squatting Garden Gnome
You know how grandma loves her garden gnomes. Well, here’s one with colorful features that will not only look great in front of her azaleas but fertilize them, too! And it’s just $14.97!
2. Shut Up Liver, You’re Fine Stemless Wine Glass
This beautiful 15 oz. stemless wine glass is perfect for the friend, teacher, sister or co-worker who truly knows the meaning of a rough day.
3. Bigfoot Scarf
You know that hairy Sasquatch cousin of yours? Why not give him the fashionable scarf that’s made just for him? It’s what all well-dressed mammals are wearing this winter season.
4. I Love the Poop Out of You Toilet Paper
Wipe away last years blues and resolve to start the new year by being more emotionally involved with your loved one with this special hand-made gem.
5. Dinosaur Taco Holders
Known for their hard shells and spicy dispositions, these crazy fun taco-toting beasts are back for a blast of mealtime fun. The durable, dishwasher-safe Triceratops and T-rex each holds a crunchy hard shell taco until you make it extinct.
6. Donald Trump Pen Holder
Whether you’re left or right, you can hit the center bullseye with this classic presidential pen holder and paperweight. High-quality and durable, expertly hand-crafted to look exactly like the real Donald J. Even includes the signature ‘Make America Great Again’ hat.
7. Yodeling Pickel
Who couldn’t use a yodeling pickle? Seriously. If you buy one present for yourself this year, this could be it. Say no more.
8. Of All the Funny Christmas Gifts Perfect For Grandpa…
Grandpa. There ya go. With this T-shirt, He’s off your list now. That was easy.
9. Large Canvas Makeup Bag
What does she carry in that thing? Don’t ask. Just know this zippered cosmetic bag will carry a whole lot of whatever it is.
10. A Great Stocking Stuffer
There’s no maybe about it. It’s the perfect gift for your brother or creepy co-worker because you know it’s true! Yes, nothing screams, “Christ, Joey! Wash your damn hands!” in a more loving manner than Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer.
11. Tears of My Enemies Flask
Made of high-grade stainless steel, your boyfriend or husband can fill and enjoy this durable 6 oz. flask with the weepy residue from those he conquered.
12. Knit Winter Hat Hair Beard Face Mask Thingy
You know that guy who still can’t grow facial hair no matter how hard he tries? Well, give him some help and keep his head warm along the way.
13. The Original Big Mouth Ceramic Toilet Mug
Got a friend or loved one who’s a coffee or tea lover? This 12 oz. mug will give them a rich, deep, dark jolt that’s good to the last plop.
14. Beer Belly Fanny Pack
Make your man the hit of the beach, street or with anyone he meets! With realistic 3-D printing, you’ll just want to slowly scratch it for hours!
15. Sentimental Coffee Mug for Mom
Give mom the gratitude she deserves with a beautiful 11 oz. ceramic mug that expresses your true feelings.
16. The Potty Putting Green Golf Kit
The perfect Christmas gift for the man looking to lower his handicap while dropping a dookie. Includes its own putting green, cup with flag, two golf balls, putter and “Do Not Disturb” door hanger.
17. Donut Wine Stopper
Pairs beautifully with a sweet Chardonnay or sugary Pinot.
18. Westminster Butt/Face Soap
One side says “butt, the other says “face”. That way no one will ever be confused on which side of the soap should be used to wash what. Or, you just may know someone who’s, quite simply, a butt face.
19. World’s Best Farter, uhm Father T-shirt
Here’s another great gift for dad. He may not appreciate it, but the rest of your family will. Heck, I may get this for myself because I’m both!
20. DJ Space Cat and Pizza Throw Pillowcase
When the pepperoni drops, the place gets bumpin’! Who wouldn’t love this soft, twin-sided, 18-Inch cotton & polyester square throw pillowcase?