Kids Enduring Bad Santa’s Lap from Hell
Ah, the joy of Christmas traditions! But admit it. Sitting on Santa’s lap is one of the weirdest of all time. Seriously. What possesses us to load up the kids in the minivan and drive them to the mall, a musty church basement or a creepy uncle’s house only to place them upon some strange man’s lap that’s dressed in a disguise?
Any other time of the year, you could go to prison for that. Really. But whatever. It’s the holiday season and Christmas makes us all do strange things when toys and candy are involved. So sit back (though not preferably on a lap) and enjoy another holly jolly funny pic dump of creepy Santa’s both vintage and new.
Jolly ol’ Satan Nick about to suck another child’s soul into the dark abyss.
Scotch & Soda Santa
Now, you no longer have to wonder about Cotton-Eye Joe.
America’s Most Wanted Santa Hiding from the Law.
“Please lower thermostat before Santa decompsses further.”
Looks like someone at the mall got their holidays mixed up.
Post Hiroshima Santa after staring directly into the blast.
Homeless Santa in the process of stealing mom’s fur coat.
Herb-Friendly Santa after receiving a special Christmas package Colorado.
Frog Mouth Santa and little Vampire Billy
“I did not sign up for this.”
Naughty & Nice.
Santa with his nose so bright after years of hitting the bottle.
Communist Santa making a direct visit from the People’s Republic of China.
The day little Timmy Titmarsh tinkled on Kringle.
Is that little girl mezmerized by meeting E.T. or is it from the positioning of Santa’s hand?
This may be my favorite pic of them all.
There has to be a good story behind this photo. One that I’m sure involves infidelity, regret and lots of alcohol.
Santa the Punisher
Overly Possesive Santa
Just moments after the acid kicked in.
Not sure which is creepier – Santa’s nose hair explosion or the future serial killer sitting on his lap?
When Santa just can’t even.
It appears that someone’s about to get their package unwrapped.
He looks like a keyboardist from a 70’s rock power trio.
Half-Hearted Santa who can’t wait to get back to bed.