31 Funny Pics of Sitting on Creepy Santa’s Lap

Kids Enduring Bad Santa’s Lap from Hell

Ah, the joy of Christmas traditions! But admit it. Sitting on Santa’s lap is one of the weirdest of all time. Seriously. What possesses us to load up the kids in the minivan and drive them to the mall, a musty church basement or a creepy uncle’s house only to place them upon some strange man’s lap that’s dressed in a disguise?

Any other time of the year, you could go to prison for that. Really. But whatever. It’s the holiday season and Christmas makes us all do strange things when toys and candy are involved. So sit back (though not preferably on a lap) and enjoy another holly jolly funny pic dump of creepy Santa’s both vintage and new.


31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Jolly ol’ Satan Nick about to suck another child’s soul into the dark abyss.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Scotch & Soda Santa
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Now, you no longer have to wonder about Cotton-Eye Joe.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

America’s Most Wanted Santa Hiding from the Law.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

“Please lower thermostat before Santa decompsses further.”
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Looks like someone at the mall got their holidays mixed up.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas

 

Post Hiroshima Santa after staring directly into the blast.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Homeless Santa in the process of stealing mom’s fur coat.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Herb-Friendly Santa after receiving  a special Christmas package Colorado.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Frog Mouth Santa and little Vampire Billy
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

“I did not sign up for this.”
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Naughty & Nice.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Ebola Claus
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Santa with his nose so bright after years of hitting the bottle.
31 Funny Pics of Sitting on Creepy Santa's Lap

 

Santa Snooze
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Communist Santa making a direct visit from the People’s Republic of China.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

The day little Timmy Titmarsh tinkled on Kringle.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Is that little girl mezmerized by meeting E.T. or is it from the positioning of Santa’s hand?
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

This may be my favorite pic of them all.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

There has to be a good story behind this photo. One that I’m sure involves infidelity, regret and lots of alcohol.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Santa the Punisher
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Picasso Santa
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Overly Possesive Santa
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Just moments after the acid kicked in.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

Not sure which is creepier – Santa’s nose hair explosion or the future serial killer sitting on his lap?
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santas and their Laps from Hell

 

When Santa just can’t even.
31 Funny Pics of Sitting on Creepy Santas

 

It appears that  someone’s about to get their package unwrapped.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santa's and their Laps from Hell

 

He looks like a keyboardist from a 70’s rock power trio.
31 Funny Pics of Sitting on Creepy Santas

 

Half-Hearted Santa who can’t wait to get back to bed.
31 Funny Pics of Sitting on Creepy Santas Lap

 

The Great Overlord and Master Santa with his evil sidekick puppet elf.
31 Funny Pics of Creepy Santa's and their Laps from Hell
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