Flip through a new record bin of the funniest in bad album covers that are music to your ears and harmonious to your eyes! This hot stack of wax, from gospel to rock, jazz to adult contemporary, fills the room with some of the best in the category of the worst album covers ever. And the music pressed into its vinyl is right there with it (actually, a couple of the tracks are pretty good. I’ve included 15 song tracks to listen to).
So cranks it up to 10 and enjoy 27 samples of things you cannot unsee from the music world.
More of the Worst in Bad Album Covers
1. Someone needs to give those two grumpy gusses a big, ol’ bear hug.
Sample Red Shoe Trucken from 1972
2. That look when someone repeats what you just said and they get the laugh.
Sample a taste of this Turkish rocker from 1977
3. Hopefully, the pizza is better than the creativity of their album covers.
But if you’re in the mood for a little pepperoni and some classic American kitsch, you can still find them in Mesa, AZ, just off the southwest corner of Southern Avenue and Stapley Drive, next to Walgreens.
Take a video tour of Organ Stop Pizza
4. I have no words for this,
Enjoy all 27 minutes of this important lesson
5. Perfect for your next drunken, smoke-filled German swingers party. As the cover says, “No party without sexy!”
6. Don’t judge Dick by his cover. He’s actually a highly-honored, national treasure in Wales!
Enjoy a King Size Dick video with his band Black Foos
7. This 1970s Chinese Chinese pop star and heartthrob has now blessed me with my favorite salutation, “So long! Ding dong!”
Enjoy Wong Ching Yian and The Stylers perform “Jilted Person”
8. Do not cry for their love… Or their hair and fashion sense.
Die Amigos Live in Concert, 2018
9. Music to get startled by.
10. I like their leggings.
11. Nothing hotter than a romantic bubble bath and a good article about Ted Kennedy.
Get lost in the soft, sexy falsetto of Patrick Attali
12. For the 13th time! They’re the Terry Harper Trio, dammit!
13. I think he’s into something good… like his sister… hence the name Therapy.
14. Short in stature. Big on licks.
Bang your head to the Little Lord of Germany
15. Hell without hell? Sounds like a good time to me!
16. It’s good to feel something.
“I Feel So Smoochie” from 1947
17. One of the first recorded botox injections on record.
Get up and dance to “La Inyecion de Peña”
18. Let’s see, there’s oak, walnut, cedar, fiberboard, pine, banana rod…
Rock out to “Reagan” by Whirlwind Heat
19. Don & Sal… contemplating how much lube they’ll need.
20. Who wouldn’t want to spend the night in the van of the creepy old dude in mechanic overalls?
Watch Roger Chapman, Live in Concert, 1981
21. Wow! How’d they do covers like that before the days of photoshop?
Wanna hear Les Trois Menestrels perform Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the Wind” back in ’64?
22. C’mon, Betsy & Jo. Why so subtle?
Enjoy this Dutch duo’s “The Cucumber” from 1966
(Ya gotta love a song with a lyric that roughly translates to, “You no longer come to my mustache.”
23. Nothing sexier in my book than Jackie Gleason and a couple of unfiltered Luckies.
24. This 1960s British pop star and actress was way ahead of the #metoo movement.
Watch Helen singing “I Don’t Care” from the 1962 film, Play It Cool
25. Arms and Legs is one of Joe Jackon’s first bands before he dismembered the group and went solo.
Enjoy the “Janie“ and the flip side, “She’ll Surprise You“
26. I prefer the sultry sounds of the microwave.
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