31 Horribly Bad Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

Bad Real Estate Photos. You’re Nightmare Dream Home is Calling

Looking to buy a new home or just love browsing the current real estate listings? Then you have to check out Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos. They’re also on the Twitter, too. You may not find your dream home among these gems, but you’re sure to be horrified by actual bad real estate photos from actual realtor agent listings.

What I particularly love are the funny photo captions. Don’t know who’s writing them, but whoever you are, keep it up. You’re hilarious! So y’all, take a gander below at a sampling of their terrible listing photographs complete with their fabulous captions.

 

Definition of bad kitchen etiquette? Leaving the seat up.
31 Real Bad Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Would benefit from redecoration, as soon as forensics have everything they need.

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Russell is fondly remembered for his bold approach to interior decor.

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

The interior of the Millennium Falcon was something of a disappointment.

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Her parents expected Jessica’s to be a particularly turbulent exorcism.

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

The winner of our Spot-the-Toilet competition gets to relieve themselves and wash their hands.

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Property also features the back garden in which Francis Ford Coppola filmed Apocalypse Now.

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

If you stare for long enough you can just make out an absence of taste.

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That’s one way to drown out the noise.

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

“Think we could ask them to rearrange us so I’m nearer the window?”

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

There are times when open floor plan living is neither practical nor appropriate.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

This Christmas, may all your furniture acquire the ability to levitate.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Located just a short walk from literally the edge of the world.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

This is fine, just as long as nobody has squeezed my toothpaste in the middle.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Blog idea: “Reasons My Fan is Sad.”
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

In some cultures, a desire for privacy is seen as a sign of weakness.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

 And for the kids, a 40-meter tall, high-voltage playscape.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

A tragic combination of drugs, alcohol, and bad financial advice, left Paddington a shadow of his former self.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Property may be vulnerable to high winds.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

The rare Bolivian Jumping Toilet is notoriously shy, and very difficult to capture on camera.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Some Like It Horrible.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

“…and this room’s where we keep all our nonsensical hallucinations.”
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Home is where the huge inflatable penis is.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Turns out they don’t use the woods after all.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Just as it had the great Mayan cities of Tikal and Calakmul, nature slowly reclaimed the Wilsons’ dining room.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

“You’ll never guess what I just passed on the stairs”
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

 Architectural historians differ on whether or not the indoor pool is an original feature.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Granny’s Thanksgiving dinners have been quite poorly attended since she installed the shrine to Grandpa.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

When you’re halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

 

Not what we meant when we asked for a deposit.
31 Terrible Real Estate Photos from Real Listings
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