Apology Cakes: For Those Times a Card or Flowers Just Won’t Cut It

Like when you need to apologize for being a thoughtless bastard

Or for when you fail live up to everyone else’s accomplishments

Or for when you truly are sorry yet have the perfect solution that will rectify the matter

Or that time you tried to help out by doing the laundry, only to ruin your girlfriend’s favorite outfits

Or after suffering that long bout of “Eeyore Syndrome”

Or after you had that monthly visit from Aunt Flo

Or when you’re brave enough to come out of hiding after Aunt Flo arrives

Or for when you want to say that he actually is good at something… sucking

Or for when you want to apologize ahead of time

Or after that first dinner with her family didn’t go so well

Or for that time you were only looking out for your own fate

Or when your actions spoke stronger than words

Or that time your beer goggles were working a little too well

Or that time you could have just said your “safe word”

Or perhaps that time you almost became George’s stepdad

Or when you were careless and haphazardly tossed your junk around

Or for that night you displayed your hatred of felines

Or that time you ruined another romantic lunch

Or when you want to apologize to your Ex for everything you’ve ever said or done, or you are preparing to say or do in the future

Or after that night your childhood trauma came back to haunt you

Or after you ordered for the both of you and realized that the Cobb Salads would have been a better choice

Or after you realized that you’re much stronger than you thought

Or for when you need to admit that your aim really sucks

Or for when your competitive spirit gets the best of you

Or when you’re either sorry for your actions or for just how bad he was

Or for when you totally destroyed his life

Or for that night things escalated a little too quickly

Or this one here that you really should get kudos for because you could have eaten it when you had the munchies

Or for those times when you’re really not sorry at all

And finally, when you need the ultimate apology and a cake just won’t suffice