20 Funny Church Signs That Might Send Someone to Hell

better start praying…

Oh, Good Lord! What Were They Thinking?

That’s what they all say.

Go figure. I would have guessed that would have come from a Catholic Church.

Forget about the Puerto Ricans…

WARNING: Chocking Hazard

Proof even God isn’t immune to bad puns.

Things are looking up…

If it feels good…

You dirty girl. You dirty, dirty girl.

Why I always left their church services feeling all frustrated.

But now that I am cool, he’s moved on.

Please use the rear entrance.

Satin?

Oh, Pastor Paul!

The feeling is mutual.

Lucky.

I wouldn’t be too sure about that.

Breaking Bad. Breaking Bread.

Well, someone does.

Ouch! That’s a little judgmental.

Someone’s a little bitter over declining attendance numbers.