If Tim Tebow Were an Amish Man… A short story

If Tim Tebow Were an Amish Man… A Children’s Story….

 

If Tim Tebow were an Amish man with a beard hung way down low,

If Tim Tebow Time Were Amish from TeamJimmyJoe.com

 

Why, that’d mean he’d be married then, instead of virgin snow.

Tim Tebow gets married ffrom TeamJimmyJoe.com

 

If Tim Tebow were an astronaut…

Astronaut Tim Tebow from TeamJimmyJoe.com

 

Or pranced across the stage…

Tim Tebow Dancing with the stars from TeamJimmyJoe.com

 

If Timmy were a circus clown, now that’d be mighty strange.

Tim Tebow Clown out fit If Tim Tebow were an astronaut,

 

If Tim Tebow were a cowboy…

Denver Brono's Tim Tebow as a cowboy If Tim Tebow were an astronaut,

 

If Timmy wrangled cats,

Tim Tebow and his cat If Tim Tebow were an astronaut,

 

Or were a funny little Englishman in a funny little hat.

Tim Tebow Time, a funny little englishman If Tim Tebow were an astronaut,

 

If Tim Tebow were a Buddhist…

Tim Tebow is a Buddhist Buddha

 

If Tebow drove a truck…

Tim Tebow is a Truck Driver in the off season If Tim Tebow were an astronaut,

 

If Timmy were a hair dresser would we really give a fuck?

Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos cuts hair for a living Ifrom TeanJimmyJoe.com

 

I truly have no problem with Tebow and his fame…

Tim Tebow Time, the James Bond of the NFL from TeamJimmyJoe.com

 

But if Tebow were a fireman would we love him just the same?

Tim Tebow, a fireman,  from TeamJimmyJoe.com

 

If Timmy weren’t a quarterback would Hallow Be Thy Name?

Tim Tebow, quarterback of the Denver Broncos, NFL  from TeamJimmyJoe.com

 

If Tim Tebow were an Amish man with a beard hung way down low.

If Tebow were an Amish Man from TeamJimmyJoe.com

The end.

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