Epic Fails: Creepy, Not Sexy Profile Pic Fails
From Facebook to Russian Dating Sites, take a look at more of the worst in not sexy profile pics. It’s like staring at a car crash. But hey, on the bright side, these babes and dudes are available!
Latex Lisa – Demonstrating Her Dexterity – Not Sexy.
Mistress Mopey – She’ll whip the smiles right out of you.
Ginger White, jr. – Pasty But Not Sexy
Back Alley Ally – Dumpster Diving – Not Sexy
Nail Gun Ned – He’s handy, alright – But Not Sexy
Carpet Burn Betty – You’re Grandpa is HOT!
Scooter McGee – Let’s take a ride to Not Sexy!
Panting Peggy – She may be pedigreed, but Not Sexy!
Grog, strong like ox, breed you many strong babies…
Look what just fell out of the back of a truck – Polly the Puddler – Not Sexy
Toilet Bowl Todd – “Hey, Ladies, let’s share a goblet of beer next to my crapper, shall we?”
Ninja Nancy – Not Sexy – Lorena Bobbitt Style
Chicken Boy Elvis – WTF??? – Nope, Far From Sexy
Please explain that wet spot on your sleeve
Heil Hilda – Not Sexy of the Third Reich
The Softer Side of Ahmed – His Heart’s on Fire –But Not Sexy
Tinkling Tina – Kinky, But Not Sexy
Meow! Leopard Boy Larry is a Purrrrfect match for you!
How Romantic! Invest in a vase.
You’re okay. But is your Grandma available?
There’s No Escaping the Seductive Clutches of Doug.
Aw! Look what someone threw out with the trash! – A perfectly good Not Sexy!
Pool Boy Peter – 300 wet pounds of Not Sexy
Torn Between the Kitchen & Bedroom – Unliberated and Not Sexy
Doggie Lover Donna – ASPCA Volunteer, Caregiver –Kind But Not Sexy
Nanook Neil – Warm But Not Sexy
Pillow Biter Beatrice – A Heapin’ Helping of Not Sexy
Heavenly Harry – A Full Body Wax of Not Sexy
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