28 Funny Names of Real People: WTF Parents?!?

Reasons to be Glad You Have a Normal Name

 

Take it easy, Dick. Play nice.
Dick Pound ~ Funny Names of Real People
What can ya say? She was destined for the job.
Destinée Hooker ~ Funny Names of Real People
Double Whammy.
Dick Kock ~ Funny Names of Real People
Coldwell Banker found their niche.
Gaye Males Coldwell Banker Real Estate ~ Funny Names of Real People
He got his eye on the balls.

Wan Liqin ~ Funny Names of Real People
You think he’s got a complex?
Tiny Kox ~ Funny Names of Real People
Now that’s a job I want.
Here Head Receiver ~ Funny Names of Real People
A career made for Steve.
Dr. teven Weiner Urologist ~ Funny Names of Real People
Sparkle Titsworth. Now that has to be my all-time favorite name ever!Sparkle Titsworth ~ Funny Names of Real People
Very serious.
Sirius Bonner
Well played, Mr. Yearbook Editor.
P. Ennis ~ Funny Names of Real People
Always be careful where you stand.
FGolden Showers Funny Names
Don’t beat around the bush. Tell us what you really want.
Man Fuk ~ Funny Names of Real People
I hear she pushed students towards art class. Lots of art classes.
Marijuana Sawyer Student Advisor ~ Funny Names of Real People
Well, ya gotta admit that Lunchbag is better than Douche Bag.
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BOOM!
Capt. Hyman Shocker ~ Funny Names of Real People
Former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana. Must be something in the water in the Hoosier state. South Bend once had a mayor named Dick Headly.
Harry Balls ~ Funny Names of Real People
I’d say that he needs to hook-up with Harry Balls.
Harold A. Ballitch ~ Funny Names of Real People
Don’t ask. Don’t tell.
Gay Saylor Jackson Woman's Club ~ Funny Names of Real People
I guess that’s one way to develop long-term relationships.
Fakhar Mahboob ~ Funny Names of Real People
If you have an erection lasting 4-hours or longer…
Everhard Dick ~ Funny Names of Real People
Wouldn’t you go by Richard?
Dick Swett ~ Funny Names of Real People
lol.
Blackeyes ~ Funny Names of Real People
That’s a whole lotta ass.
Anass Afadass ~ Funny Names of Real People
Seriously? I wonder if he got chased by dogs when he was little.
Chip Munk State Farm Insurance ~ Funny Names of Real People
And of course, there’s always the wedding announcements where two great names coming together in holy matrimony:
Funny Wedding announcement Wang Holder
Funny Wedding Announcement Beaver Wetter
Like two peas in a pod.
Funny Wedding Announcement Kuntz Dick ~ Funny Names of Real People

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