27 of the Worst Bad Album Covers for Your Eyes & Ears

Big-Haired Gospel. Feline Jazz.  Twisted Rock ‘n’ Roll. Sexually-Infused Irish Folk. Just plum crazy album cover art and records that will burn your senses.

More Classic Yet Bad Album Covers Where Art Goes Out the Window

 

Music to commit suicide by.

Music to Make You Want to Kill Yourself ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~ That Lonely Feeling
 

Had no idea that Jesus looked like a 70s thirty-something insurance salesman.

Had no idea that's what Jesus looked like. Mind Blown. ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~ Glimpse of Jesus Rev. Merrill Ted Braun, Sr.
 

Nothing screams ‘Electronic’ like a half-naked girl’s squeeze box.

Nothing screams 'Electronic' like a half-naked girl's squeeze box! ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~ Dan Hill Electronic
Enjoy a sample of the captivating electronic sounds of Dan Hill:  Play
 

Word of Advice:  Sleep with one eye open.

Slumber Party! ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~ Arizona Brass Moderna Tider
 

Aw, Bertha. It’s sad to play favorites with your grandkids.

It's sad to play favorites with your grand kids ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art Aunt Bertha present family favorite

 

You’re in luck, ladies. Brad’s all in.

Brad Winkler... He's all in, girls... ~Worst bad album covers
 

Aw, C’mon! That’s not Britt Ness! I swear that’s Brad Winkler above in fancy pants! Well, Brad does say, “Whatever It Takes!”

Britt Ness, Swedish Gospel Songstress and Master Gardener ~~ Worst in Bad Album Cover Art
 

If this doesn’t fire up your soccer team, don’t know what will.

If this doesn't get your football team fired up, I don't know what will ~ The Celtic Story ~~ The Worst Bad Album Covers
 

Hey! Isn’t that Andy Sandberg high on the love-drug  XTC?

Is that Andy Sandberg???? ~~Mike Williams Pleasing You~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art
 

Wow. A cat with a welcoming personality. Who’d a-guessed?

Meow! Walk right in and be her scratching post ~~ Funny & Bad Album Covers
 

Welcome to the party.

That cat ain't right.... Gato Barbieri ‎– El Gato ~ Worst bad album covers
 

Margaret will continue her serenade right after she finishes her pee.
Margaret will serenade us more right after she finishes her pee ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~margaret nisbett soprano love to sing

Can’t find any song samples of Margaret Nisbett but you can join her Facebook page: Join
 

Yikes! That girl in the front has a little parasitic twin dangling from between hoo-ha!!
Yikes! That girl in the front has a little parasitic twin dangling from between hoo-ha!! ~~ clancy brothers girls won't leave the boys alone ~~ worst bad album covers

Next time you have a romantic evening, pop on this Clancy Brothers title track and you’ll be in like Brad Winkler: Play
 

Joe has one song. And he keeps signing it over and over and over…
You need a whole album for that? ~~Joe Atkinson One Song ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art

 

Looks like someone’s about to toss the salad.
Looks like someone's about to toss the salad ~~ Dave McKenna Oil and Vinegar ~~worst bad album covers

 

Or in other words… “I ain’t pushing Danny’s damn wheelchair back through the woods!”
Or in other words... "I ain't pushing Danny's damn wheelchair back through the woods!" ~~ Danny Turner Singers ~~ Worst Bad Album covers

 

Sexy romantic love ballads by Wolverine.
Wolverine! Who knew! ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art

 

Well, that kid will never be the same. Thank you Creepy Clown Carequinha.
Well, that kid will never be the same ~~cantigas de ro due roda carequinha ~~ worst bad album covers

If ya ever wondered what a creepy Brazilian clown record sounded like, here’s your chance: Play
 

It appears Amorica missed her Brazil…
It appears Amorica missed her Brazil... ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~ black crowds

 

“Spread the Word! Gayle’s Salon has $12.99 perms!”
"Spread the Word! Gayle's Salon has $12.99 perms!" ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~ Roger McDuff Spread the word

 

Looks like Zivan went to Gayles!
Please tell me that's a hat. ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~ divan saramandic

 

Poor Linda, always an outsider.
Poor Linda, always an outsider. ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~ Valley Four & Linda

 

“You might hate Tzan’s music music but you’ll love his chest hair.”
You might hate Tzan's music but you'll love his chest hair. ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~Tzan Tikhe

 

Oh, God! Oh, God! It’s like a nuclear explosion! But that’s what you get when you have 5 wives.
Oh, God! Oh, God! It's like a nuclear explosion! But that's what you get when you have 5 wives. ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art ~~ when we all come together heatwole

 

Meet Fred, the life of the party.
It's always a party at Fred's house ~~ worst bad album covers ~ fred emend

Listen to Fred tickle his keys: Play
 

Looks like God answered Friar Francis’s prayers.
Looks like God answered Friar Francis's prayers. ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art nobody's child

 

Translation: “The Summer is Ending.” But their spray tans will last forever.
Translation: "The Summer is Ending." But their spray tans will last forever. ~~ The Worst Bad Album Cover Art

sources: BizarreRecords, LP Cover Lover, et al

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