If Tim Tebow Were an Amish Man… A short story

If Tim Tebow Were an Amish Man… A Children’s Story….

If Tim Tebow were an Amish man with a beard hung way down low,

Why, that’d mean he’d be married then, instead of virgin snow.

If Tim Tebow were an astronaut…

Or pranced across the stage…

If Timmy were a circus clown, now that’d be mighty strange.

If Tim Tebow were a cowboy…

If Timmy wrangled cats,

Or were a funny little Englishman in a funny little hat.

If Tim Tebow were a Buddhist…

If Tebow drove a truck…

If Timmy were a hair dresser would we really give a fuck?

I truly have no problem with Tebow and his fame…

But if Tebow were a fireman would we love him just the same?

If Timmy weren’t a quarterback would Hallow Be Thy Name?

If Tim Tebow were an Amish man with a beard hung way down low.

The end.