31 Horribly Bad Real Estate Photos from Real Listings

Bad Real Estate Photos. You’re Nightmare Dream Home is Calling

Looking to buy a new home or just love browsing the current real estate listings? Then you have to check out Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos. They’re also on the Twitter, too. You may not find your dream home among these gems, but you’re sure to be horrified by actual bad real estate photos from actual realtor agent listings.

What I particularly love are the funny photo captions. Don’t know who’s writing them, but whoever you are, keep it up. You’re hilarious! So y’all, take a gander below at a sampling of their terrible listing photographs complete with their fabulous captions.

Definition of bad kitchen etiquette? Leaving the seat up.

Would benefit from redecoration, as soon as forensics have everything they need.

Russell is fondly remembered for his bold approach to interior decor.

The interior of the Millennium Falcon was something of a disappointment.

Her parents expected Jessica’s to be a particularly turbulent exorcism.

The winner of our Spot-the-Toilet competition gets to relieve themselves and wash their hands.

Property also features the back garden in which Francis Ford Coppola filmed Apocalypse Now.

If you stare for long enough you can just make out an absence of taste.

That’s one way to drown out the noise.

“Think we could ask them to rearrange us so I’m nearer the window?”

There are times when open floor plan living is neither practical nor appropriate.

This Christmas, may all your furniture acquire the ability to levitate.

Located just a short walk from literally the edge of the world.

This is fine, just as long as nobody has squeezed my toothpaste in the middle.

Blog idea: “Reasons My Fan is Sad.”

In some cultures, a desire for privacy is seen as a sign of weakness.

 And for the kids, a 40-meter tall, high-voltage playscape.

A tragic combination of drugs, alcohol, and bad financial advice, left Paddington a shadow of his former self.

Property may be vulnerable to high winds.

The rare Bolivian Jumping Toilet is notoriously shy, and very difficult to capture on camera.

Some Like It Horrible.

“…and this room’s where we keep all our nonsensical hallucinations.”

Home is where the huge inflatable penis is.

Turns out they don’t use the woods after all.

Just as it had the great Mayan cities of Tikal and Calakmul, nature slowly reclaimed the Wilsons’ dining room.

“You’ll never guess what I just passed on the stairs”

 Architectural historians differ on whether or not the indoor pool is an original feature.

Granny’s Thanksgiving dinners have been quite poorly attended since she installed the shrine to Grandpa.

When you’re halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.

Not what we meant when we asked for a deposit.

Now check out some really bad inappropriate children’s books!